i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
PUTA is a spanish word to say BITCH.
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x’D omg! LOOOOL
-_- I’m not amused Spain.
Puta can mean something worse than bitch actually >.>
Puta is short for prostituta(prostitute) -.-
Drop and give me 50!
He’s a blogger, not a marathon runner. We all know that.
(via princemegalomaniac)
I need more of this guy on my blog
(Source: germancestlikeaboss)
News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
Britain: wat.
News in America: Man throws intestines at police
Britain: wat
News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
Britain: Shit Canada.
America: You fucked up.
Canada: Man saws off own foot to avoid work








